Looks to me like a case of asshole (swerving into them) on asshole (speeding recklessly, passing in a no passing zone, no safety clothing) crime.

Only teams with field turf are Van, Sea, Por, Orl and NE. Due to the current scheduling regime, Toronto only plays on turf 3-5 times per year.

What should MLS be, in your opinion? Because someone like Giovinco is very very good for the league: a talented European player still very much in his prime, coming here and succeeding. He’s not an over the hill superstar or a total scrub coming over and looking like Messi (as evidenced by his being called up for all…

5. Haisley writes another article: “MLS sucks because they can’t attract talent”

5/20 are currently paying on field turf. Orlando’s new stadium will also be natural grass after its completed next year.

Looks like it was at BMO Field, which is au naturel.

This is why I struggle so much with basically all ‘feel good’ viral things. It just becomes a giant circle- jerk of self-congratulations. Like the ice bucket challenge was great in the instances where people actually made a donation after their Facebook video, but otherwise it’s just more ‘loooook at meeeeee’ (which,…

I was going to write exactly this. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, apparently! I really think Billy has a calendar reminder on his phone for every three weeks: “Write MLS shitpost”

Giovinco should go back to Europe.

So, one of your constant, ongoing beefs with MLS is that it’s a league of mediocre talent and over-the-hill stars looking for one last payday (which is true), but as soon as they acquire a truly gifted player in his prime, your answer is... send him back? Jesus, Billy, you’re so far up your own ass with this MLS hate…

That’s not Twellman. Jason DeVos, i think?

god Haisley you’re so fucking boring

MLS is what got him back into Italy’s plans. In 40 minutes of national team play this week, he drew a red card and set up three goals (including the game-winner against Norway). I guess Giovinco is “too good for Italy,” too.

god you are just the worst fucking writer on this site, billy

I’m a little confused - isn’t this what was ideally going to inspire more imaginative play from the current MLS players, or at least maybe have some 12-year-old kid in Buffalo practicing these very moves until they’re engraved in his muscle memory? What am I gonna ignore on ESPN2 if this is taken away from me?

We are a republic. It helps to start with facts before ranting about how the US isn’t something it isn’t. We don’t compare ourselves to a foreign nation that is the size of one US state.

Wait, is the issue here really that both these writers are dudes?

Incisive political commentary. Dudes have opinions. Film at 11.

deBoer’s not wrong...

There is nothing specifically ‘dude-ish’ or ‘bro-ish’ about this imo. Two people with vastly different opinions and a history of personal disdain go at each other. Could someone please point me to the specifics that would make this a dude as opposed to a ‘chick’ fight in style and language, other than two men being…