Yeah....I mean other than one being a fucking rocket shot VOLLEY (let’s not forget that part) off an opponent’s touch that he blew by a keeper in position and another being lofted over the head of a keeper doing who knows what the fuck, yeah...pretty much the same.

Not to shit on Lloyd’s goal, which was awesome....but…

I guess it’s the same if you’re so soccer illiterate that you don’t realize the massive difference between an uncontested shot on the ground and a volley.

Idk if I’d call this an extremely similar situation to Lloyd’s. Hitting it off of the volley as opposed to hitting it from the ground is an order of magnitude harder. Lloyd’s strike was still amazing but this one is much more amazing from a technical point of view.

Yeah, wait just a fucking minute. Is Lloyd an American Hero? Fuck yes.

How is that in anyway “an extremely similar situation” to Carli Lloyd’s goal? Your soccer knowledge continues to amaze.

Are we still doing the bicycle kick joke?

Huh? What’s going on? And why do people feel the need to expose conversations for the world to see?

I think they know the “block” function doesn’t generate free publicity.

Lesson: Porn stars don’t know how to use the “block” function.

It’s champing at the bit, not chomping.

victim striking first

The age-old, un-provable excuse for hitting people of a different race. The victim can’t prove she isn’t a racist. Doesn’t work in court; but court isn’t what counts here, is it?

Gawker doesn’t want to put the video up because it shows her punching him first, ruining the site’s lesbian man-hating meme.

For example, things heat up after the 2015 Grammy Awards show aired on February 8. Beyoncé, nominated for Album of the Year for her self-titled LP, did not win. The class is pissed, Allred included.

No wonder China and India are going to kick the USA’s ass over the next 50 - 100 years.

Yours was just as fucking stupid. She doesn’t even write her own music. People like you look at her and see what they want because her people are good at marketing her. Pretending like she’s anything but a shallow popstar is with little or nothing to say is idiotic.

Music as a countercultural force still exists but it’s been driven far underground. Today’s pop scene is product, it’s all commodified. Beyonce is a product, it’s less art and more marketing.

THIS!!! What. The. Fuck. You. Guys. I literally CAN’T EVEN with Beyonce’s problematic microaggressions against black bodies as signified with the intersectionality of her cultural appropriation of blonde white-privileged hair.

she is arguably the one of most successful black women in history