They’re not fraudulent votes, it’s just that Detroit’s voting infrastructure is so bad that the counts from the broken machines didn’t match the number of paper ballots they have (because the machines jammed and weren’t properly reset, or broke completely, etc). So basically there are a bunch of ballots that don’t…

The system isn’t hacked at voting time. It’s hacked months or years in advance by state and local legislatures. This is my district. Texas 36. I live in SE Houston, one of the most diverse areas in country and generally pretty liberal (we have a black mayor now after having a lesbian mayor previously). 

Hillary was a bad candidate who lost to an even worse one. All the shit talking was justified

Ugh don’t get me started on gems like these:

So the people that also voted for your preferred candidate are *dead to you* because of the manner in which they did it? By ‘did it’ I mean, actually still voting for your preferred candidate? Hm.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic (and I don’t blame you if you are).

I’ve read articles saying we have failed Hillary Clinton. These people are sick in the head.

Brian Kelly’s ability to escape blame at Catholic Institutions is so good that they’re going to name him archbishop of the Boston diocese.

Over/under of misinformed “But the 1st Amendment!” tweets from her and her like-minded ilk today has been set at 32.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

“The motion also cites as evidence of a fair election a tweet sent by Michigan Governor Rick Snyder”

their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

In NJ, county government supremacy would make the most powerful legislative body the Board of Chosen Freeholders. Known in every newsroom as the Freeloaders. Or by my late grandmother as the Board of Frozen Cheeseholders.

But here is my nightmare scenario:

A college football coach who thinks he should be able to run his program with impunity, who expects a sycophant media, and subject to his rules and not that of the university, the NCAA, the parents of players or the players themselves?

Well bless my heart, I’ve seen everything now...

I say let him keep racing. He’s got a Rosie future.

He’s stuck wearing those 50s engineer glasses. I say we cut him some slacks.

This, in total, may be the video of the year. Nacho Libre mask? Check. Grandfathers punching each other out? Check. Children being held in the fight? Giant dreadlocks? Steelers jersey AND a Jesse fricken Armstead Redskins jersey at a Dolphins-Niners game? Amazing.

Why is notre dame still talked about like a prestige program? They have 1 national title in 30 years. That’s the same number of fake girlfriends by players. Two students have died on their watch. The Rudy movie also sucked. What am I missing here?

If your parents are assholes, don’t go home for the holidays.