And the chances are good that some of those kids will eventually abuse their own kids.

Very high. In most states, the test for insanity is the inability to distinguish right from wrong.

Was this guy e e cummings in a previous life?

Detroit, certainly. The farm team could play in Ann Arbor and/or East Lansing.

What do Bob Casey and the other pro-life Dems think about access to contraception and scientifically-based sex education?

I had no idea that the IOC put Donald Sterling in charge of housing Olympic athletes.

Now THAT is a run-on sentence.

The family that owns a grocery store in my town had a 20-year-old son, Max, who died while training for an Ironman event. They later learned that he had an enlarged heart, a condition that an EKG could have discovered. In partnership with a local hospital, the family started a “Live Live Max” charity that provides…

Questionable folks like this guy in Indiana, who bought a $40 printer from an out-of-state seller, then sued the seller for $30,000:

Which would add several digits to the size of your settlement.

Generally, under common law, a finder doesn’t have to exert too much effort to look for the owner before the finder can claim ownership under the ancient doctrine of Finders Keepers.

At our wedding, my wife and I dispensed with the first dance and instead had the band play our college’s fight song.

Had to go with Bartolo Colon. He’s a throwback to the 1960s, when you could find fat, dumpy guys on major league baseball rosters. Pitchers especially.

There was a 5 cent deposit on the lid.

Quick. Someone alert Ranger Smith.

I hope Charles Pierce of Esquire pays a visit. After we went to the Creation Museum, he wrote Idiot America, which contains some good rants.

Is there a package deal that includes both Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum?

This is the best work I’ve seen on Deadspin, and that’s saying a lot. An incredibly thoughtful piece, to put it mildly.

Detroiter here. Calvin Johnson just got married, and presumably saved a substantial amount of the $100M plus he earned playing professional football. I think he made a smart decision, and I wish him the best in the next stage (plural, hopefully) of his life.

Bet the over on the amount of money News Corp. pays out in settlements to these women.