And Jim Caldwell is not gone. Ugh.

Regarding the “Hillary/Trump is abducted by aliens” question: In 1972, VP nominee Tom Eagleton took himself off the ticket after it was revealed he had undergone electroshock treatment. The Democratic National Committee met, and replaced Eagleton with Sargent Shriver.

I was tempted to say the Detroit Lions, but...

One question: Does that restaurant put Old Bay on the nachos?

The only thing better than scrapple is Taylor ham.

I live the Detroit area, which makes it much easier to avoid watching the NFL.

Speaking of which, the gold standard of frivolous lawsuits was filed last year by Sylvia Driskell. Her complaint—handwritten, and written on lined paper—named “homosexuals” (presumably, all of them) as defendants.

It appears that the 60-day suspension for hitting the puppy ran concurrently with the six-month suspension for lack of competence. The additional penalty is that Carey has to take part in a counseling program run by the legal profession.

My favorite quote from the Maine Supreme Court’s order suspending Carey’s law license:

“But ossifer, I only had tee martoonis. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

I hate “One Shining Moment” with the intensity of ten thousand blue-white suns.

I’d rank the ball of the foot higher, mainly because I just hurt mine walking in old shoes.

In 1975, Dan Devine’s approval rating on ND’s was almost as low as Indiana’s 21 drinking age. However, the scene in Rudy in which the players handed in their jerseys to Devine as a protest over not putting Rudy in the game never happened. That, according to teammate Joe Montana.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I still wish that Michael Schiavo sued him, won a judgment, and had marshals pursue him from sea to shining sea with writs.

I saw a condom machine in the men’s room at Trinity College in Dublin, along with a PSA from the Irish government about the importance of using them. This was in 1996.

He will face consequences for this. No ifs, ands, or butts.

There’s no truth to the rumor that the bees are going to change their name to Braves.

That deserves a thumbs-up.

I nominate the phrase “self-awareness” for banishment from the English language. It has been used so many times in so many contexts (many of them irrelevant) that is no longer has any meaning.