As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

I’ve been an extra. Once I worked all day in restaurant. Then had to drive an hour to be at a shoot by 8pm and we shot til 9am where I was screamed at for not placing a can of food fast enough in the cart I was running behind after 20 takes. Then I had to drive an hour home after 24 hours of standing. Was it my super…

I don’t even think it’s coherent or pointed enough to qualify as parody. To me, it was more along the lines of “LOL! This is, like, sooooo random, so it’s totes hilarious!”

It's supposed to be humorous but since it isn't funny it is easy to mistake as nonsense.

It’s because the post is simultaneously incomprehensible and not funny.

I’m a millenial whose first language is English and I think this is a dumb fucking joke if I’ve ever seen one, if that makes you feel any better :)

It’s impossible to tell that this is a somehow supposed to be a joke.

IS THAT MS BIG FREEDIA QUEEN DIVA IN THE SPOKEN BITS!?

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…