I don't know if this any consolation or not, but you make me feel slightly more ambivalent about never having been in a real relationship. (Of course, I've still experienced a degree of heartbreak over unreciprocated crushes, but imagine it's lesser than what you're going through.) Remember that no one else should…

(There are rumors he may appear in the new show, though I suppose even if you asked he would not be allowed to say anything.) Genuinely, though, thank you for being one of the few people to get him to open up about this role. Did you know you got a write-up at this Twin Peaks fansite: http://welcometotwinpeaks.c…

Peter is such a dick to her in that one. Side note: Tobey Maguire plays douche so well I was ultimately less surprised than I thought I would be to find out he is a member of Leonardo DiCaprio's so-called 'Pussy Posse,' recently rechristened as the Wolf Pack.

J Jonah Jameson, pedophile.

My grandma read one of his books once

For his family, maybe, but what about me? Where's my Banjo Threeie?!

I'm pretty sure that was a mistake and they sent a few out early. Thank your lucky Chang

Fawlty Towers. Game over!

M.A.S.H.

Somewhat literally

Cool cool cool

Actually Roku sucked too; you couldn't even fast-forward or rewind without crashing the app.

His mom told him he would be the MLK Jr. of his generation, or something like that. This was when he was still a kid, I think.

And throw in Miyazaki while you're at it.

That is one of the more depressing sentences I've read today.

Thanks for reminding me that thing existed

Any more info on this (or stuff like it)? I hope they didn't do that to Rare.

You sound like you might have some "fun" stories.

This is why it's impossible to understate the importance of the original conception of an idea, not just its execution.

What?