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beware of female car crushers:

May I suggest this artwork to be placed on the F35, following good aviation tradition.

Alright, so you don´t have any brakes, what do you do?
A) Keep racing all out and run into the car in front of you when yo need to slow down
B) Get off throthle and cost into the pit to fix it

Thank you for your kind words.

Let´s go funky: Jaguar XJS

On 3. I was actually going to ask if it feels less like a hair stylist car now.
We could add the funky 370Z for the weird hair from Japanes.

Well it sure beats The UNCLE From Man, a movie about a guys Uncle from the Isle of Man.

Stay the hell out of the left lane, that´s what.

But if old men screams truth, young man you better listen and learn.

Formula E, short for Formula Enfeeble.
Home of F1 rejects.

Yeah, it is like pr0n movies. The best and most creative part is usually the name/title.

Now if that doesn´t make Kimi happy in the car, we need to fill his drink bottle with something on the rocks.

What did you dew with mountain dew today?

Really, changing the power train might be a good idea.
But ripping out the interior and replacing it with a thing so inferior
That angers me, more than a horde of raging flea

Lucky Mitsubishi found a upside to not selling any cars, huge recall requires all three cars sold in the past 5 years to be fixed.

In Dutch, I call this a ¨Prius file¨ (Prius Que or Prius Traffic Jam).
We unfortunately have loads of Prius driver doing this exact same thing and traffic piles up behind them, then moves to the right and passes them. Freaking annoying. In fact, if you buy such a car (Prius, CR-V) because you are so concerned about the

Two doors down on being practical, Three Doors Down on a hatchback.
Not something I would want to be parked in front of my Kryptonite.

That is so crazy, it should be on a Juke Nismo R only.

You were safe and wore safety goggles just in case!

¨Bonjour¨