This is cool, in a resident evil zombie apocalips kind of way. Make sure the mechanicals are in a decent steer - stop - go shape and put some scary decals on the side. That would anger and terufy the neighbors more than a huge yellow hummer.

To paint on the sides:

Damn! That Lambo is Sliced like a Shamrock.

Simple, do the hit & sell the car.

Isle of “ I have a deathwish, please let me kill myself at high speed on two wheels”. Really?

No Fernando, that is not what overtaking means.

This is a X308 based XJR that to my knowledge has ¨regular¨ sports suspension.

That thing is well equipped when it has a V6. The R with the V8 is fast, comfortable, stylish and has enough room inside to make it a shaguar. Great find but on a serious note, read up on it before you buy one. Buyers guides on club fora are a good place to start. Maintenance is not cheap and the V8 might needs some…

Not if wet. Max, Sainz and Vettel seemed fast in the wet. Mercedes duo was making mistakes and going off track a lot. I bet that if we get rain, Mercedes will not win the race.

It was an error prone session. Hamilton off in turn one, Rosberg in the final corner while being faster.

Oh yes, I have heard of it. In fact I apply it very often. However, I felt the urge to write my comment above. Not adressed to Patrick George, but to the other 95% who read this and go all:

We’re perfect and awesome at everything, except one thing:

That hasn’t stopped you before now has it.

You could buy that lesser kitted Eventer AND a brand new LWB Supercharged XJS for the price of this CP.

If you go to hell for that, it must be filled with funny people with my kind of humor.

Or, you skip the parody and go to a little something I would like to call “meanwhile in Russia”

Really think this is Rotary, probably youth event that included watersport. I wanted to use another picture first, but most people in that picture looked like they died a few years back but nobody told them.

Does it include Rotary Club membership, where you get to meet fun people?

So the answer is always Miata & the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

At least they understand they will need to provide good service, if you actually drive this it will be in for service a lot.

Nothing more British than tea, biscuits and backstabbing.