I guess I’m not stable enough to understand why a genius would give a retard the job of attorney general.

Could you please cite the source that says LeBron made up his nickname? I feel like you haters talk that shit based on nothing. Also, it's King James not The King. Ikr, he's only been famous for 16 years. 

You're using facts instead of just throwing adjectives around? How rude! 

1) I have difficulty believing Kroger has a tasing policy.

He talked big shit about how Mexico was gonna pay for his wall, but when he went there he got all demure and forgot to mention it. Later that day he came back to Arizona and he was back to putting bass in his voice. Pussy. 

An interesting new tactic in troll commentary. I do like it better than the classics. 

They had the one on the left in the top picture on PBS news yesterday. Yamiche asked him what he thought about the naacp calling trump racist, dude laughed and said it was just a media narrative. 

I hate to break it to you Gita, but your taste in women is absolute trash. Out of all the types of famous women on earth that you could’ve selected, you thought Kristen Stewart was some kind of trump card? Bruh. Trash. 

Yeah, you're probably right. I'm sure that police force of 8 people in a town with fewer people than my high school has a severe need of cops at all times. Lots of heists and shenanigans ongoing at any moment there. Glad we agree that there isn't anything else this can be about. 

Low tier crimes can get police arrested and departments shut down? I wonder what's so different about this case. Must be a high bar of morality in Southport, NC. No other explanation possible... 

I suppose if you pay a lawyer to appeal your case, they have to say something... 

As a former giants fan, John Mara was the last straw for me dumping football. Worst thing about it was how much my wardrobe shrunk when I stopped advertising for those fucks. 

It Must Suck to be a Black Dallas Cowboys Fan Right About Now

I find this amazing.

Garlic, my dude. You would've lost it all on Jeopardy. 

If I shot someone and said I was afraid of them, wouldn’t the proof that I was afraid of them be that I shot them?

What do you mean "considered low income" though? Like, they get some type of welfare for being poor or, just some academic classification? 

Yeah, but he’s a white man. White women are the real problem.

1) They aren’t secret police.

1) Is it less natural than a black man rooting for America?