“Add “listen to trap music while you work” to the list of things you can’t do while being black.”

I was referencing the idea of a white genocide guy having an Asian wife. I’m assuming that he treats her quite disrespectfully and it’d be in her best interest to defend him in public. A white genocide guy with a half white kid is some Clayton Bigsby shit.

I bet they have a loving home.

“...or the fact that the party that nominated his pathetic ass doesn’t give a shit.”

I knew he was a ain’t bout shit all star when he quit Hot Ones after two or three sauces. Looking more like a hall of famer now.

Don’t be mean, I understand his predicament. Whenever I read an article about Beyoncé it takes me a while to figure out if they mean my girlfriend who works at Popeye’s, or if they mean the world famous singer. It’s a real conundrum.

The law of unintended consequences... Ain’t it a bitch?

In a just world all of his future music, fashion and whatever other commercial endeavors would be unmitigated failures.

This dude needs to get his ass kicked. I don’t think it’ll teach him anything or anything positive like that, he just needs to feel the pain. I just hope whoever does it takes off their belt and gives him the same sort of scars his ancestors “chose” to receive.

Real life isn’t as simple as you.

“Ever notice that every “genius” Kanye compares himself to a white person?”

What phones?

GATWTFUOHWTDABS.

I doubt that. I have a small bookcase and whenever a non-reader comes around they always ask if I’ve read them all. Yada Yada Yada, dummies know if they try to keep books to look smart, they’ll end up having to answer questions about books.

“press time”

I tend to assume this or the lack of a sex life is at the root of most of this variety of behavior.

That logo made me laugh even though I can’t read Korean. Good shit.

It is both spamming and cheap. It’s also the opponent’s job to do something about it.

I love their version of shake it off, but I can’t listen to it much because it reminds me of her.

Last season was my first without football, too. Youtube, video games and Netflix convinced me I wasn’t missing much. I imagine this season will be way easier to ignore.