Crackers gonna crack.

Fake news! Democrats are lying about the founding of Nintendo to make up for the worst loss in election history. Sad!

Who wrote this bullshit, Dan Gilbert? The cavs haven’t been shit without LeBron for his whole life. Who wants to play Robin to his batman? People who like winning. Maybe Dan Gilbert didn’t write this. It must’ve been Skip Bayless.

This was probably the last straw for me in my falling out of love with football. I don’t get sad over females anymore, but it reminds me breaking up with my first girlfriend.

Well, I wasn’t there, so who knows. When she told me I forgot to breathe for a minute. Eventually I asked her how it was... this bitch said crinkly!

I was gonna laugh at you for using an old word like tramp, but I call women broads, so maybe we both came here from a Humphrey Bogart movie.

Kleenex on your glasses as protection for an eclipse? I know a broad that let a dude fuck with a grocery bag for protection. Idk which is worse.