Everyone is talking about The Olive Garden because it is the perfect mix of fine and casual dining that makes you feel at home with its warm aesthetic and reasonable prices.

Billboards are illegal in this tiny and picturesque province in which I live. Something about preserving the pastoral splendour of our gentle rolling countryside and breathtaking seaside views, eh? I don't think we're missing out on much, apparently.

Yeah, sex dough.

What is it? Avant Garde?

I have a confession: I think Miss Ohio's talent was aDORable

I don't know, if someone had told me that this is how the Miss America pageant has evolved, I might START watching it.

I think that Mindy has a good point. I watch the show and love her - but her show doesn't really cover any serious medical issues. It's not like they've talked about STDs when 1/2 sexually active young adults gets one. I know that it's disappointing that we skirt around the issue of abortion on television, but I don't…

I feel so strange because I loved Seth on update but I don't really care for him on late night. (I also can't stand Fred Armisen so that doesn't help)

Seriously, are we still worried Gayness is a thing that spreads?

He's as plain as the Ann on nose's face.

I'm glad she's feeling better about it, but this doesn't relieve me of having to see Colin Jost attempt to do jokes every week.

I'm going to take this opportunity to share an anecdote that completely contradicts this study:

Not to mention there's a HUGE difference between eating ants as a choice and finding them in a completely unexpected place such as you did.

Ants are a very valuable source of protein.

OMG indeed. Would you believe they offered me a free one when I complained to cafeteria staff? Now that I think about it, I think I accepted and ate the free one. Damn, I was a dumb kid.

omg

Even if the song in question was the GODDAMNED STAR-SPANGLED BANNER, this is not okay.

That's the amazing thing about Martha. It's not just cooking, it's ev-er-y-th-i-ng. Gardening, decorating, cleaning, crafts, everything. A steady stream of projects. Things to actually do.

Uh where do you get the idea that Blake's getting a pass? Martha may not have directly said anything bad about Preserve, but the senior VP of her company called Blake well-meaning but without credibility. Somehow I doubt Martha runs the sort of ship where her employees feel free to say stuff like that without…

Have you ever known someone who believes their own lies? I feel like LiLo might be one of those folks.