I honestly expect that Gawker HQ will reimburse Mark's expenditures for seven weeks of the OG and that we will get to read weekly accounts of his exploits there. MAKE IT HAPPEN, MARK!

You're totally right, and people also tend to suggest foods that are not filling or good sources of energy, like raw vegetables. Yes a salad is lovely and healthy, but it won't fuel a 12+ hour workday. The people who like to look down on heavier people think there's something immoral about wanting to feel full, but…

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

Exactly! I'm not saying calling a sketchy room the "rape room" is a totally awesome and hilarious thing to do, but the real issue is how they reacted when she asked them to stop. Another major issue is the implicit misogyny when a bunch of men fire a woman because they think she's overreacting to a rape joke.

Okay, I get that texting while driving is Very Bad and Very Dangerous, but isn't voice-to-text the texting equivalent of hands-free? I voice to text all the time and I don't look while I do it, that's the entire point. It's like the attention equivalent of changing the radio station on the dash, or, to go back to my…

can we talk about brooklyn 99 and how it's crazy diverse and great? like of the main ensemble, MAYBE half of the characters are white but they do it without making the race part of the character's identiy. like, diaz and santiago are two of the strongest characters and it has nothing to do with them being the ~sexy~…

MA SHOW IS ABOUT TO START AGAIN BITCHEZ!!! Way to kick some ass WOC.

I just want to sic the entire Parks cast on this turd. Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, the whole lot of them. I like to believe it would start like this:

Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

I think I would probably also ask her to follow me on Instagram, pose with me and then I'd try to invite myself over to her house so we could watch TV together. She's for sure call security on me but I'd do this all out of love and not some bizarre climber douchiness.

Congrats. You've just pissed off one of the most likable women in Hollywood, and made yourself un-hireable. Hope those *hilarious* fat jokes were worth it.

Dobies are such sweetpeas. I love them. I would like to take a potato peeler to this asshole's dick.

Urge to kill....rising.....

Enjoy the rest of your life under that blanket, because we are headed in the opposite direction of "not being terrible".

And deny american 9 year olds their god given rights to insanely potent and dangerous weaponry?! Take that communism back up to Canada where it belongs you gun racist!

As a representative of the Biracial Faction (Midwestern conference), yes, we would like our own category. ;)