Mind you, my number one rule in life is, 'There is no Magic," so I know in my mind that everything's a trick.

Enjoy the rest of your life under that blanket, because we are headed in the opposite direction of "not being terrible".

And deny american 9 year olds their god given rights to insanely potent and dangerous weaponry?! Take that communism back up to Canada where it belongs you gun racist!

I love the fact that he straight out acknowledges that his success is due in part to social services. My brother is blind too and it is amazing how the Social Security office treats him like some kind of indigent slacker despite the fact that he is working and needs extra support because (duh) everything is harder…

As a representative of the Biracial Faction (Midwestern conference), yes, we would like our own category. ;)

They're both forgetting Hispanics, the largest ethnic minority in the country and growing much faster than whites or blacks.

One of my best friends is black, and he said I don't need any more black friends.

Dear All People,

As a lady with a ridiculously big butt that she has been trying to get rid of for decades the idea of WANTING extra fat in there is beyond me!

We're doing a bug blitz at work this week, and one of my coworkers was quizzing us about bugs (I'm a historian, I'm not really knowledgeable about bugs) and asked what the main difference between bees and wasps were. I said "wasps are dicks and bees are bros".

I've had to cut them out of my life except for the most distant and perfunctory contact. I have an uncle who was very loved by me as a child. I called all men that weren't my dad 'Bobby' because of my Uncle Bob. He was so sweet to me and so thoughtful and just the most comforting, gentle, loving bear of a man with…

"That's racist." "Not cool." Make it short, sweet, and impossible to argue. Don't get drawn into a fight, just let cousin know how you feel.

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when…

This shelter is right near me and I have a tuxedo cat (who is fixed) I really want another kitten and now that I know there are oodles of tuxies right near me I don't think I'll be able to resist.

If I don't send my mother regular email updats, she writes a frantic all-caps email. "EVERYTHING OK WITH YOU? I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN AGES!!!!! WRITE YOUR MOM LET HER KNOW YOU ARE OK ASAP!!!"

Yeah, without his memories of growing up with Jason, Hoyt is a completely different person. A lot of behaviors are shared between lifelong friends and I can see that bright-eyed energy and optimism that Hoyt used to have as being influenced by Jason. I don't know if I'm reading too much into the actor's performance…

Honest question: am I the only one who ships Jason/Jessica way harder than Jessica/Hoyt? I just see the chemistry a lot more with the former. I can't see anything good happening with Jessica/Hoyt, especially after S5 and the hot mess Hoyt became pre-glamor. Like, there's good *reasons* they broke up and all. Unless…

Ugh, that Tara storyline was awful, just awful. It was probably the worst story on TV this year and I watched the entire last season of How I Met Your Mother.

I can't help think about that poor family having their yard dug up by these crazies. And then the reverend shows up to make it all better, and they are relieved.