Reminds me of one of my favorite Wodehouse lines— “he looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say `When!’.”

You can come to my house! I have blanket baskets in every room because I have a complete inability to not purchase a soft and fuzzy blanket every time I come across it. I have access to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime, so my streaming game is mad strong. I also make pretty good nachos and have two dogs who are great…

Finally, somewhere where “Friends” isn’t just a code word for Netflix & Chill.

Right? I’d have a laminated sign on the door. “Looking for your phone? Tough shit. It’s not here, go away.”

I never understood how being honest = being blunt = negative attribute. I mean, “it’s just business,” like the menfolk like to say. Shouldn’t being blunt be a positive thing in the workplace?

Oh yeah. Too aggressive often comes up for me.

I think people are wrongly entangling police frame up job with the police ACTUALLY doing to the crime. While both can occur, police frame up job can happen without them actually committing the crime. Steven Avery and his feud with the sheriff department was well-known in the county. The Avery name—as told several…

did you read the literature that comes with it? It states it may or may not prevent hpv. maybe they’ve improved the vaccince since the last time I looked into it, but seven or so years ago, it was snake oil.

Wow the right wing is an Onion article made manifest.

Soooo..... They won’t ban the discrimination of peoples, but definitely the discrimination of...... Supernatural B-days?

Wow, I normally could not care less about sports, but that is low.

Seriously. This is like saying there’s no need for percocet because there’s Tylenol. How about you let me decide what I need?

Oh, totally agree. Same with abortions, no one should have to justify their reasons and someone just plain not wanting a kid deciding to get an abortion is just as valid as someone who has to do it for any of the reasons that usually get trotted out as exceptions. It’s just frustrating to me that no one ever…

Also, for fuck’s sake women need to take hormonal birth control for more than just preventing pregnancy. So, okay fine. We all use condoms to prevent babies, but that doesn’t help the women who need bc to regulate their cycle, prevent cancer, relieve PCOS and endometriosis, help prevent acne and PMS/PMDD... the list…

“I, and many women like me have been failed by our politicians. First, they left me with no option but to go to England for medical care. Then, by their refusal to change the law, they left me with no option but to go to the courts on my and other women’s behalf.

This slogan on these tee shirts—which were distributed to both male and female employees as optional—was originally intended to be a play on words to engage customers during our Black Friday Sale, which features an additional 50 percent off items that are already marked down 50 percent.

Yeah, working at a cash register means you’re getting harassed pretty often anyway. Forcing your employees to wear a slogan (the people who don’t want to wear the shirt still have to wear a button saying the same thing) that encourages the customers to harass the staff, is just pure sadism.

This is why I love Jezebel.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Yes. Sex has to have consequences, damnit.