Trump-Huck 2016.

“You know what, I really regret that abortion I had when I was a single, 23-year-old in the middle of my doctorate degree,” said no-one ever.

Well, at least they are smiling and confused for the first few seconds afterwards. I’d like to be ignorant of my own potential violent death for as long as possible.

Two of my biggest fears are 1. dying on an amusement park ride and 2. dying in a manner that would make people laugh inadvertently when they heard it.

Though he didn’t mention it in his speech, Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Men: blaming the dumb shit they do on pussy since the dawn of time.

“I saw the outlet and ran for it. That was the only outlet I saw, so I thought, ‘Why not?’”

OK Americans against those evil unions, this is why unions were needed a hundred years ago and are still needed today. Without collective bargaining and labour laws, you’ll have 14 year olds, working 18 hour shifts, pulling coal out of the mines again. Don’t believe me, believe Scott.

To prevent a full on rage stroke, I will limit my rant to the essentials: I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY.

Less than half of Wisconsinites are awful. His approval ratings here are tanking, and let’s not discredit the people who have been showing up by the hundreds, and even thousands, to protest this fucker basically the entire time he’s been in office. Wisconsinites also packed a crowd about 10,000 deep at a rally for…

I don’t understand how one person can be such a goddamn evil fucking asshole.
I hope awful things comes out about him in the primaries (I’m sure there are skeletons in his closet) and his political career goes up in flames.

Obligatory.

I really, really, really, really, really wish you could see who starred a comment that isn’t your own.

It happened to me in high school and I had to see her every day around campus. It hurt so much because I thought we were really close. Apparently not. Not in 25 years has she offered any reason whatsoever or any kind of apology or anything. She is still connected to my circle of high school friends and I see her at…

If they are referring to the Met’s current production of Butterfy they are wrong. It’s one of the most beautiful pieces of theatre I have ever seen. Now, depending on who was singing, they may have had a point....

“I’m like a baby, she’s like a cat, when we are happy we both get fat!”

IN YOUR FACE, MARRIEDS! Oh wait, you already have a turkey leg in there...