It disgusts me that men (and worse, women) are making and backing these laws, attacking women at a vulnerable place in their lives and thinking it’s going to help change their minds for any reason other than making them feel guilty. I think part of the problem is that these conservatives have this idea they share…

I drove past my local Planned Parenthood the other day, and there are two bus stop shelters on both sides of the street in front of the clinic. I noticed that both shelters had ads for one of these shitty crisis pregnancy centers. The ads said something like, “Unsure? Scared? There are ALTERNATIVES.” I want to go back…

So, basically it is a law to make them stop deceiving women, making them think they’re getting medical care when in fact they are not. And they are massively whining that it will be harder for them to be deceptive.

If he becomes President, it’s only because NJ wants him the hell out of our state

“All of the songs and acts of the night, including the Governor’s obvious parody of himself, were in jest and along with the spirit of the evening,” Roberts said (weeping into his shot of rye).

Dude, saying what you really mean and tearing everyone else apart isn’t a parody.

What a bag of shit this guy is.

Regular sized Rudy <3

YES GIRL. These high-waisted skinny jeans can fuck right off.

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

But I only look good in low rise jeans! I’m super short waisted, so the lower rise makes all the shit look longer. Also, if I wear anything around my waist, I get a stomach ache and super gas in within ten minutes. I’m a million years old, and struggled with jeans until low rise was invented.

No one fights more than Bernie. I mean, he gives zeros shits about saying something that might be unpopular if he believes it.

You better come to fight Bernie, because your opponent, who just barely survived an attack on her helicopter in Bosnia, is going to smear the shit out of you. Just be thankful you’re not black, or Bill might suggest you serve coffee to him.

Y'know, there's something to be said for people that act as thorns in the side of those who are much more powerful than them. God Bless Bernie Sanders and all the other mid-level political malcontents of the world.

Bernie Sanders. I want him and Warren on the 2016 ticket STAT, damn it. /cries self to sleep at night

Best pro-marriage argument I’ve ever seen.

I really didn’t need the peek into Jake from State Farm’s love life.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Dicks. Dicks are why we can’t have nice things.

oh, for fuck’s sake.