YES GIRL. These high-waisted skinny jeans can fuck right off.

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

But I only look good in low rise jeans! I’m super short waisted, so the lower rise makes all the shit look longer. Also, if I wear anything around my waist, I get a stomach ache and super gas in within ten minutes. I’m a million years old, and struggled with jeans until low rise was invented.

No one fights more than Bernie. I mean, he gives zeros shits about saying something that might be unpopular if he believes it.

You better come to fight Bernie, because your opponent, who just barely survived an attack on her helicopter in Bosnia, is going to smear the shit out of you. Just be thankful you’re not black, or Bill might suggest you serve coffee to him.

Y'know, there's something to be said for people that act as thorns in the side of those who are much more powerful than them. God Bless Bernie Sanders and all the other mid-level political malcontents of the world.

Bernie Sanders. I want him and Warren on the 2016 ticket STAT, damn it. /cries self to sleep at night

Best pro-marriage argument I’ve ever seen.

I really didn’t need the peek into Jake from State Farm’s love life.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Dicks. Dicks are why we can’t have nice things.

oh, for fuck’s sake.

This morning I was like, “You know ... I have other topics I need to take on for PTQ but this week I just really feel like doing something for me.” #doggie #doggie #doggie

Well, not physically there, but they were a part of it in cardboard cutout form (and as mentioned in a previous post, cake topper form as well)!

“morbidly sexist”? it just makes me think of dracula calling someone sugartits.

I wish I had a crying room as well. I found out at 9am one day that a coworker who had been with the company less time than me had gotten promoted and kept having to go to the bathroom because otherwise would start crying at my desk. For the whole day because I couldn't get a proper cry in.

ditto

Legit question:

haha aw thanks! It can get a bit out of hand sometimes. For instance, often when I am really mad and want to be yelling, I end up doing this weird crying-yelling thing, which makes me appear much weaker than I am. AND I HATE THAT.

I just recently ordered a bagel from a very nice and confused lady when I was at the tail end of a very sustained, salt-deposits-on-your-face cry. So, two things: 1. Private cry room, not a bad idea, if only for the sake of people like that lady (who was SO nice but also like clearly at a loss b/c of all my snot.) 2.…