Lol. I think the rule is, if you didn’t have sex on an air mattress that was slowly losing air, then you didn’t really have sex on an air mattress.
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If you add “in bed” to the end of each descriptor, it makes more sense. Like a fortune cookie.
Tbh, all my ill advised sexual encounters have just given me more character.
I remember a couple of events in 7th Grade so about 12. I had a broken thumb. A boy in class that sat in front of me told everyone around us that I broke my thumb "twatting off". I didn't even know what that meant, but the way he was chuckling with the other boys I could make a pretty good guess. He kept saying that…
and even urinate when humans allow them to.
I almost never wear jewelry. I’m not an accessorizer.
I don’t know how to wear acccessories. Earrings? Got it. One necklace? Easy peasy. Combining earrings with a necklace or *GASP* add a bracelet? I just wear my wedding ring and call it a day.
When I was pregnant, I stood in line for Ben and Jerry’s free cone day. I got two scoops of ice cream and when my friend said “hey! Why does she get two?”, the woman who scooped said in a no nonsense tone “preggos get two scoops”. Yay for two scoops!
Even Tina Belcher would not like this butt.
Iguana problems are the best problems.
sounds amazing! I have booked our honeymoon as a surprise for my fiance - I’m a little concerned he is imagining a place with loads of stuff to explore (that’s what we usually go for) but instead I’ve gone for all out luxury in a place with not much to do besides laze, swim, eat, and get sexy - otherwise I know I will…
Good point about Hyde having to be re-approved, and No, Congress can’t arbitrarily extend its reach - it clearly says ‘taxes’. Not fees, fines, illegal gains, etc.
The Hyde Amendment, in general, states that no federal ‘taxes’ will go to abortion services, either domestically or overseas. This new law provides (or provided) that monies recovered from a convicted sex trafficker (which, by definition, are illegal gains and not ‘taxes’) would go to health support including abortion…
Yup. They believe that dogs and cats should all be killed because they wouldn’t be here without humans. Their shelters do nothing to rehome pets, but rather euthanize thousands upon thousands of healthy animals every year. Fuck PETA and everything they stand for. I love animals, think they deserve rights and hate…
Of course he did.
Bernie Sanders is my *real* maple syrup.
I want him to be my father, quite frankly.
It’s pretty scary when you don't control everything anymore, just most things. Makes you feel persecuted.
Run Bernie Run! C’mon liberal people, YES WE CAN!
That’s why you never ever see them anymore. They’re all in hiding. There’s literally not one in my office today!