"I just want the picture to look like what the thing looks like."

How does that even happen!

I think one of the biggest mistakes Democrats and the generally left leaning among us have made over the last couple of decades is being too nice.

I would call her passionate and unafraid to speak truth to power. I have never once thought of her as angry, violent, or demonizing.

I am so tired of seeing women's passion and commitment painted as irrational anger. I fucking WANT her to be angry, this is some egregious financial fuckery she's tackling. Also:

Besides, one of the reasons that Warren (and similar across-the-aisle firebrands, like Ted Cruz) inspires such unfettered adoration from her supports, from my blue state-iest Facebook friends to Mark Ruffalo, is precisely that she actually does seem angry about things that make a lot of people angry.

oh god, please let Elizabeth Warren read Jezebel, and please let her see this article, and please let her start "spend[ing] her days storming around Capitol Hill with a drawn sword, slashing Republican staffers and farting in the Senate elevator just to terrorize people."

WHOSE LAST WORDS WERE "LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"

Also, Luke saves Leia (on Death Star), Han saves Luke (during Battle of Yavin, and on Hoth), and Leia saves Han (Jabba's palace). Equality!

Disney isn't nearly as bad as Don Bluth was on that front. As sad as Bambi was, it didn't emotionally traumatize me nearly as badly as All Dogs Go To Heaven or the Land Before Time.

if God really exists, this boy will be gay and he will marry a David

At first I was worried that the bears and wolves wouldn't have anything to eat, but I'm sure the bunny could rustle up some vegan delights that would convert them. Then they would all live in peace.

Somebunny gonna get high.

Johns also frequent prostitutes more than all women combined.

If he'll show up to the debate, I'll recant my atheism; get re-baptized, repent, and hand-build the biggest phallic symbol (church) I can manage.

But my main problem with the lies of the GOP is that we've been running this country on a GOP platform for decades.

I had, like three snarky, jokey responses all ready...but the more I read, the more I just felt depressed. How do they believe this drivel? We empower women by telling them to buy guns? Proper family leave policies are for wusses? Pay discrimination is your own fault, shouldn't have picked out a body with a uterus?

He doesn't want to end higher education. He wants to slash the budgets so much that they start failing and can no longer be sustained.

Sadly it is extremely difficult to undo Supreme Court decisions. Also sadly, the majority of the Supreme Court appears to have been purchased the same way the governorship of Wisconsin has been purchased. We are headed to a dark place if we continue to allow this bullshit to happen.