Never not killing it, Tracee Ellis Ross.

The best thing that ever happened to me was when I was high as fuck and my partner mentioned I got a package in the mail I didn't notice...MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIE DELIVERY!

SAME. Carnitas burrito, amazing deli sandwich, get stoned first.

I have scheduled Chinese deliveries to coincide with the exact moment a brownie hits me like a ton of brownies. It is glorious.

Holding in all the farts.

"Calories" are their "inconceivable."

"The topics with the greatest gender gap, with women in the minority, were world politics, and crime and justice."

As a working journalist at a daily newspaper where men handily outnumber women:

There isn't a single high school dance memory I wouldn't trade for a tour of a chocolate factory

It actually has NEGATIVE calories. You eat it and lose calories! That is what I heard.

I know! Online ordering might seem like a good idea to avoid the long line at Chipotle, but you get much smaller burritos at the same price. Stand in line, watch them make it..pro tip...once they've put one scoop of meat on there ask for another, you'll walk away with a much bigger burrito than if you ask for double…

YES PLEASE I WANT GUACAMOLE! (and chips tnks)

The problem is that one of the main reason employees despise their companies is because of how they are treated by them. When employers have shit conditions and a "you're lucky to have a job" attitude the employee are more likely to hate working there.

If time travel is ever invented, I'm going to go back and attend this party.

this was just a story and i still laughed and giggled the whole way through. this is so cute.

Fyi, "'thing" is a single-post burner account whose only other contribution is to argue that "proof" is required in the Cosby rapes. We should leave them in the greys.

Some women, who haven't personally experienced reproductive hardship, have trouble seeing past their own privilege.

Is it wrong that my hearts sinks extra low when I see young women fighting against reproductive autonomy for women? I expect it from stuffy grey men, completely unconscious of women's bodies and women's choices. But young women? Heartbreaking.

First thing I thought of after reading about the Denver Dudebro.