They are the embodiment of the “Reasons My Kid is Crying...” meme

I usually end my work emails with Have a Great bunch of Holidays!

Every woman gets a canister of Trump sperm ala Pierce from Community.

I might need to steal that if I’m ever in the same situation.

I jsut watched the Commnity episode where an app company came in to beta test something very similar to “peeple.” The more meow meow beenz you got, the more popular and powerful you became....

It sounds like people like that could really benefit from volunteering somewhere, like Habitat for Humanity or something. Do something with their time besides stewing over not getting laid.

Ugh, I had to endure a nine-hour flight Sunday night surrounded by five screaming babies. I guess they prefer to lump all babies in one section of the plane..but neglected to tell that to the rest of us. I’d prefer this lady to any one of those babies.

But....if all of the races mixed together, wouldn’t that be a super or “master” race? Haven’t we already learned that the gene pool needs variety? They are fighting for inferior genes.

But once your insides leave to your outsides....isn’t the war over?

Maybe a bit of a fantasy. Eons of oppression building up. These women want blood!

I have to go to Portland for a few days at the end of September for work...is this what I should expect? Side Note, I will have some time to kill while I am there. Any recommendations (besides pooping publicly)?

I guess I’m in the minority of hoping that the whole diamond/shiny rock/jewelry phase in general will just die out already.

I had a “bridesmaid” (it was a male friend) hound me about what I wanted for a wedding gift. I kept telling him I didn’t care, gifts didn’t matter, because I really don’t care. My husband and I had already been living together for 6 years so we didn’t really need much of the traditional wedding gift stuff. In the end…

Yeah, isn’t there some rule that once you throw something away, it is up for grabs?

Yeah, if you had a sibling of the opposite gender, you probably played with their toys too.

There have also been some reports that say back brace use can further weaken your back muscles. Sure it relives the pain, but that’s just because your body no longer has to work for it. I have scoliosis, so I’ve tried. It relieves the pain, the then gives me hiatal hernia.

When I had an abortion (at PP), they asked me a few times if I was pressured, coerced, if it was my decision, etc. So I don’t think it’s their practice to do the opposite. But doctors do pressure you to go through with other medical procedures (my non-PP gyno pressured me into a LEEP procedure), so if someone is on…

I’ve been wondering the same thing...especially in light of the recent report that said 95% of women do not regret having an abortion.

Even though I am a pescatarian, I usually just say vegetarian because otherwise I get people like my mom and mother in law asking if I eat ham and chicken.

When I wear my back brace it’s not nearly as sexy, but basically the same thing.