I usually don’t do this, but you seem like a nice person.

How many of you guys are slowly realizing that the US army is a zombie horde funded by the Koch’s and controlled by the crab people? Wake up sheeple.

Huh?

Just did some napkin math (see kids, commenting on the internet is why you pay attention in math class).

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Funny you say that. When you go through Air Force basic training, you’re issued your uniforms (at the time I went through, the BDU, now the ABU,) and your “dress blues,” the second or third day you arrive.

And then you run for six weeks. And do pushups and situps. And run some more. And march all over Texas (or so it…

Cheeseless queso = beef carnitas.

I would eat that. But I would not share it. :)

(See also: Kristin Cavallari’s “cheeseless queso” recipe)

That’s not parenting done right. That’s parenting done AWESOME! Well done Raphael.

That time I worked at Carmax and sold this loser a Range Rover with a Carmax warranty. We’re still laughing!