O ye of little faith...

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

Skywriting is a lost artform.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

The shameless cross-promotion in that video is amazing. Almost as amazing as the highlights I’ll get to see when I watch the College Football Pl

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Can you blame him? I’d be ready to call it a night by then too if I were 72 years old.

We did it. We found the only Blue Jackets fan whose default demeanor is “irrationally pissed at criticism,” as opposed to “resigned to failure.”

If by air you mean person, then yes, he hit nothing but air on the middle two shots.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

You’re giving way too much credit to Texans.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

but it’s hard to feel too bad for a guy who’s never shown any interest in giving his own fans (or anyone else’s) even a half-decent team to watch.

I lost a friend a year ago to lymphoma. I wish him the best of luck. And I hope he keeps that attitude. It’s important.

You know these are the Diamondbacks, right Barry? Don’t be surprised one day when you’re on the subway and you get a fastball to the ribs.

Russell Wilson? Are you high? When has he ever said something that wasn’t an ad for a product or his own wholesomeness?