I’m a government archivist and I’m guessing everything to do with federal records in the Trump era will be some sort of nightmare.

That’s what Anheuser-Busch wants you to believe.

Kitty

Failing to control the crowd at a JD and the Straight Shot concert is a pretty egregious failure to perform, though.

I think even the Ice Clown knows better.

Does anybody in the Trump admin not have “resigned in disgrace” on their resume?

So the rich are coming for our free baseball, too?

You shouldn’t have felt good about it. You should feel so much guilt and shame that you would become Catholic without even converting.

Say what you will about the quality of an Arizona State education, but at least they finally learned that you can pull out.

Someone please make a Curt Schilling meme about how his Red Sox outfit doesn’t matter until he’s worn a red sock outfit.

I guess the bright side is that Brady’s historical destiny is to be the American Max Schmeling.

Bernie would’ve won.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Join a union, so you too can lick boots like those in the building trades.

I do think American teams should just be wholly taken over by corporate sponsors like this. Especially as every franchise is proven to be a mercenary hunting for a new arena at all times.

Why clean them up? They’re good for the environment and you! If those birds didn’t love bathing in oil, why do you think they covered themselves in it? Until they died, fucking pervs. Just shows you can’t trust ‘em anyway.

They actually represent a pretty direct lineage.

The contents were bland, but the basic fact that it was even sent, much less when it was sent, was and is critically important.

They won’t know how to feel when NAFTA is gutted but we become a right-to-work nation. Nolan will have to up his quota of “join a union” pieces.

In fairness to Cillizza (let me finish drying heaving before finishing this sentence), the Comey letter was a genuine history-altering bombshell, though probably not in the way or for the reasons Cillizza thought it was.