Abdominal Snowmen remains the best of all submissions.

At one point a Diamondbacks scout describes Ferrell as having “no ability and a great clubhouse presence,”

I like the divisional playoffs format, but I do think there’s something to be said for conference or league level seeding. I like your idea as a compromise between the two.

The format you’re referring to lasted (with some variations) from ‘75 to ‘81. In ‘81 they introduced division-based playoffs much like what they have today. Seeding was done at the conference level following the 1967 expansion (until 1974) and again between the 1993 and 2013 realignments.

I was living in Pittsburgh the year after the allegations against Roethlisberger. Most of the Steelers fans I knew (in the context of attending grad school and working at a university facility) kinda sorta wanted them to lose the Super Bowl that year because they didn’t want him to be validated so strongly so soon. I…

“Gang Banged by Kinja’s Billionaire Publish Button”

I saw Abused by the New York Yankees and was hoping it was the new Chuck Tingle tingler.

You are skilled at butchering the ailing and defenseless, Lt. Calley.

Nothing is harder for me to stomach than a mustachioed man being subjected to apparently unjust physical violence.

You murdered your own son by pushing him down an abandoned mine shaft and telling him he could only come back up if he found his bootstraps.

I figured it was a widowed grandmother finally selling her land for pennies on the dollar to a natural gas company after they fracked around it and poisoned her drinking water, which made her so sick she couldn’t take care of herself anymore.

He might appreciate some images of children killed in industrial accidents, if you get a chance.

They’ve even made Jon Taffer miserable.

I like this dog because it is a dog.

Tell me this again when the Chargers win the AFC LA Division title in 2020.

This is a really good description of a recent former friend. Half the time we’d successfully make and carry out plans and it was cool. The other half of the time she’d act like she was interested and then bail at the last minute to a) stay home alone or b) take up someone else’s apparently bigger and better offer. At…

New Buffalo Sabre drunk drives into donut store founded by Buffalo Sabre killed while drunk driving. Perfect summary of the franchise.

The same is true of Phoenix and Arizona in general. The reason the Lightning have been successful is because they’ve won something and are winning again. No market outside of the largest cities or biggest hockey strongholds in a niche league like the NHL can succeed without the opportunity to build a winning…

Also for those of us who might be inclined to come up from Tucson, the location adds ~30 minutes to our drive.

I take Advil exclusively for the candy shell.