Remember when Ben Carson was a thing?

Jim Gilmore-Undecided in 2024. They can't catch a break. :'-(

Vermin Supreme-Not Sure 2020!

I just thought 2016 was Jim Gilmore's chance. :'-(

Rachel Bloom is great in Crazy Makes Weakened.

WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY

THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM

YOU ARE INTIMATELY WITH IT

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TINGLING

PROPER,MIGHTY,

INSERT THE PIN OF XUICI, SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE, OK?

SEEMS VERY STRONG LET US SPRAY

You can reply: IT IS SAID THERE IS A SPIRIT IN THE FOREST. DON'T SERVE THE DEVIL!

THERE ARE TWO KINDS
OF MEN IN THE WORLD:
SAVVY OR NOSAVVY.
WHAT KIND OF YOU?

Twitter's so broken insiiide!

#no

I already have 11,000+ comments in about four years, so I'll get to a billion in about 333,333 years! Easy!

That sounds…odd. Do we also have to sign a billion comment contract?

I'm sorry everyone, a person on Twitter convinced me that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is the worst TV show to ever exist. How could I have been so blind???

Male Feraligatr evolve into Gamergatrr when leveling up while raging about a critical hit.