I'm sorry, the power of Bill Cipher transcends your Constitutional rights.

Well, I am an adult now.

I'd like to see an East of Eden series called…East of Eden. It would have to be one of the cable channels, probably. I don't know who to cast or have create it, but I'm up for ideas.

Not the foreward, but on the same topic: http://www.nybooks.com/arti…

Yeah, the game would work best with a GBC or GBA.

You Jonxhead!

I remember reading a foreward by Umberto Eco to a Peanuts collection when I was younger. I was a weird kid.

The best way would be to find the bootleg game cartridge and a Game Boy console, probably online. This method is great because it's legal!

For dick pics especially!

Really, you should end your text messages with:
I AM SO UNWILLING TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE! GOODBYE!

This makes up for there being no new CXG this week.

I'm still waiting eagerly for a White Josh song.

But a Sutton Foster that doesn't sing is barely Sutton Foster at all!

How is a TV show with Sutton Foster legally allowed to have song and dance not done by Sutton Foster?

OF C-

Sounds like something a witch would say… BURN HIM! Ѱ୧(ಠل͟ ಠ)

THE MONSTERS,
AS THE PEOPLE,
ONLY LIVES,
SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN,
I HAD TASTED EVERYTHING,
I FELT SAD.

I hate it when Narwhal steps on my boobs too!

I'm hoping the other director will be John Wick's dog!

Many of French New Wave people wrote about doing this in the less popular film magazine Chien du Cinema.