Snake People, or “sneople”, control our government at the highest levels! Look!
The snake represents their hold on our country. The diamond represents their underground mines, or their sharp teeth… the details aren’t important. They pit us mammals against each other with elections, sports, and anime message boards. We…

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HOT TAKE: The Force Awakens is the worst movie Stingo's seen this month.

No Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Your list is invalid!

Clueless' low ranking is through no fault of its own.

A Not Very Murray New Year

Don't get too Iwerks-ed up about it, Ub. ;-)

Hopefully we don't have to trade in Al Michaels for any potential Oswald the Lucky Rabbit DLC.

I got a Bill Murray notification for this???

Does anyone want to read my Fionna and Ray fanfic?

"Is there a shop in town that carries F-1 single-nozzle liquid-fueled rockets?"

"Dad, can you help me build a spaceship?"

Men Breaking

"On the field I'm over reckless, on my Odell Beckham"

For example, when Margaret Thatcher was apprised of Mozart's scatology during a visit to the theatre to see Peter Shaffer's play Amadeus, director Peter Hall relates:

She was not pleased. In her best headmistress style, she gave me a severe wigging for putting on a play that depicted Mozart as a scatological imp with a…

So Kanye is Fact-O-Matic? That actually explains a lot.

Clearly you need to listen to all 100 minutes of Kid Cudi's Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven next.

More like Comedians in Cars Getting BENGHAZI

No, obviously Released in December > Released in December!!!

I Dabo, You Dabo, He/She/We Dabo, Daboing, Dabology: the study of Clemson.