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Occam's Babby Former
occamsblazer--disqus

"Are you READY? Presenting: Tiger Millionaire! Rich feline industrialist from Jungle Island, once the single child of the wealthy Tiger Family, he clawed out his own destiny making money in the coconut mines."

After AJ McCarron compares himself to Tom Brady, McCarron loses the game when a tuck rule goes against him. Touchdown Tom controls fate with cruel sense of humor and has no patience for pretenders.

So much ass kicking. :'-(

"You must avenge my death, Kemba… I mean Simba."

He's doing the impossible and making me not hate Alabama!

Obviously a Hannibal "stag" party. I'll be the Wendigo!

It's a wonder Justin Roiland's larynx hasn't died yet.

Yeah, there's not much about AT I actively dislike, but there are often aspects of the show I more appreciate for being able to exist than really like.

Mops? Man, the Hunger Games have gotten soft.

Here's an overly long but hopefully helpful response!

You can't see because TV has no ass remaining. It's been kicked into oblivion!

Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back…in pog form!

Pharisees, Sadducees, Phallus-sees… Jesus hated them all!

Let's hope my keepers work out better than they did this season. RIP DeMarco Murray *burns a Chip Kelly effigy*

I probably should have kept Cam Newton to myself and laugh at the QB woes of most everyone else. I also didn't expect literally everyone on the Patriots offense would get injured.

It's cool how you're winning because Julio Jones and Devonta Freeman. Sometimes homerism pays off!

Barring miracles upon miracles, it looks like SG has won the keeper fantasy league crown. Congrats, SG!