More like Is-lame, amirite?

Any planetary system is possible with enough midi-chlorians!

Kylo Ren and Stimpy

Yes! As well as non-material food.

I try to expect nothing and take what I can get.

Those pesky Umayyads won't stop invading and spoiling Star Wars!

I may see it eventually! Or not. I'm such an iconoclast!

Needs more Wookie pseudo-Mumblecore like the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Akinator's lack of respect for Gridface Princess is appalling.

I'm going to test it with every pokemon! All of them.

Typical SW fan response. ;-)

Truly an epic tale that deserves to be told.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Chip Awakens?

Akinator did eventually guess Huntress Wizard right, ya donk.

To be fair, Onion is more an unknowable force of nature than just a character.

How soon we forget Sailor Tin CANyanko. By the end, the show was almost too conceptual to follow, but I (still) love it.

It also guessed Dwight Howard instead of World B. Free!

Akinator guessed Dan Marino instead of Larry Csonka, even though I specifically told it the player had won Super Bowls, while Marino never did.

I'm sorry, that was a little mean. Merry Christmas, Sinbad!

As someone how likes Phil Hartman, appreciates Arnold to a degree, and, uh, knows Sinbad exists, does this film have any redeeming qualities worth watching?