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*uses DeMarco Murray as a place kicker*

OF BI UCH COK

Damn, this is some straight up art.

The church wafers/bread and juice/wine I've had is barely food!

Most kids do have a good savory taste however.

The animated short of the full theme song is one of my favorite parts of the show. Shy little Steven is the cutest and Pearl's full verse is awesome.

Can anyone really be too old for Cookie Cat though? They look delicious with a weirdly tragic backstory that should appeal to all ages!

Drake University is a private university established in 1881 and located in Des Moines, Iowa, with an enrollment of 5,139 students as of 2013.

Hurricanes are bad, WalkingNPR.

I am Obi-Wan too, but with significantly lower Conscientiousness.

Damn, I miss Cecily on Weekend Update.

Dude, I like you, so you should know my wishes always have a bit of an ironic twist to them. Sort of a monkey's paw kind of thing.

Say your wish is "I wish for a back rub". Who's gonna give it to you? A dirty man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner, leave some

That's way below the…free throw Mendoza line. The Shaq line? Wilt line?

Actually, I've spent so much time not watching "Star Wars," "Harry Potter," and "Lord of the Rings" that I decided to calculate the hours I've saved. Between the eight "Harry Potter" movies, three "Lord of the Rings" movies and three "Hobbit" films, plus the six "Star Wars" episodes that have premiered to date, I've

I don't even own a Star Wars!

Poor George Ford will always be in John Ford's homey fire-lit shadow.

Krame call dry sallad n-word.

SPOILERS: The Google doodle is a link to Bing.

Florida went from sub-tropical to plain tropical so quickly that I didn't notice as global warming is a myth because it just snowed here the other day!