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Clearly, we all need to be armed with bigger guns that shoot smaller guns.

COMMUNITY SUCKS

"All the Little People" is so weird and suggestive and disturbing on just about every level. I want all the Sims-like figurines if all the AT characters from "All the Little People" since, like, yesterday. I mean, don't we all want to every AT character lick Peppermint Butler? Of course! Although I don't know how I

Ash gets hungies at 8:00.
You need to get back in the kitchen and make me din-ner.
I want a turkey sandwich with to-ma-to.
Also pickles.

And the origin of Hambo!

Pen Ward's voice as LSP's goes a long way to make her work. "Monster" also gave her some depth and made me care about her despite her ridiculousness.

My favorite Cinnimon Bun moment is in "Five Short Graybles" when he somehow digested PB's perfect sandwich while not eating it and then continuously spat it out on her face for what felt like a whole minute.

Also, this whole deal would be less of an issue if Hunson Abadeer wasn't such a fucking fry-eating deadbeat dad.

That makes the most sense.

Dave T. "I like the Jews in particular" Douchebag.

What's the point of Tree Trunks? I still don't care about her! I've been trying to for almost four seasons!

It's clearly the fault Jay T. Doggzone's Mind Games with his shitty views on women!

When Marceline sadly says "No!" to herself when she sees Ice King approaching is perfectly encapsulates how frustrating and depressing it has been to deal with the Ice King like this again and again over several centuries.

The closed captioning even says his voice is "Batman style!"

"Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick!"

Occam's Blazer Presents: An Incredibly Insightful Review of "I Remember You"

She was in an episode of The Cape! What more can you ask?!?!?

PB is such a fickle glob. :'-(

"Lemon gives by taking and cares by yelling!"

*steals tooth and rubs it all the way home*