There are other ways to make pie?

Wait, Abraham Lincoln wasn't Captain America?!?!?!?

Of course the one week Calvin Johnson is vintage Megatron is against me.

His name makes me hungry too, especially today!

Oh right, that was on Thanksgiving! I hope the Buttfumble endures forever and is one day conjectured to be the true origin of Thanksgiving.

*War of Marvel Aggression.

Fuck you Golden Tate! Scoring TDs when I don't start you! I'LL GIVE YOU SOME THANKS!

I am also thankful I learned today that the name of the Lions' OC is Jim Bob Cooter.

Today, we can all give thanks we are not Mark Sanchez.

Finn's "Umm…." really sells it.

Yes.

Stupidbore, amirite???

From the ads I've seen it looks pretty bad even by NBC standards!

Editing a film is so tedious and enraging that I don't know why it doesn't cause more murders already.

but i build one altar out of the flesh, blood, and bone of a hundred innocent children, and suddenly, i'm facing capital murder charges. this fucking country, i tell ya.

Well, "No One Can Hear You" wasn't Hannibal exactly, but it was pretty disturbing and oddly erotic!

Per wikipedia:

But what about the very interesting and competitive DOAX metagame???

"Here comes with the quickness."

I mean, dying after eating Popeyes isn't the worst way to go. Way better than having KFC as a last meal at least.