Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I’m still dying to know who that is in the front left. Man, he needs a punching.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

Challenge Accepted.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.

First, there is such a thing as Mentos gum. My kids go batshit crazy at Target when they see it and I don’t buy it for them. Here’s some Juicy Fruit, assholes.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

I think Trump has a pretty strong password. Something like:

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.

Pretty much. It turns out that the higher up you go, the more you will need to interact and communicate with people. That’s not just the management track, either; that’s being a team lead, systems engineer, subject matter expert, or whatever.

The best advice I got as an engineering intern was “for the first three years, go to every happy hour / holiday party / lunch / kickball game.” It will make a huge difference come the inevitable layoff purges or when you’re looking for the next gig and SURPRISE! one of your former co-workers happens to be there too.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Holy shit, I just read the linked article. My “favorite” part:

Even IT cannot come to terms with a Trump presidency. It is just going to chill in space and wait the next 4 years out. Smart!