yeah. who the hell wears socks in the house?

This dude needs to be on the NSA and CDC watch list ASAP. If you can’t aim, use toilet paper, sicko!

That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

But twenty years later, which would you rather have: Some batting gloves or a story about the time you got burned by a major leaguer?

Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

Nintendo Worker A: “Oh, man. We don’t have any major title for the Wii U’s holiday season. What do we do to rake in cash?”

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

Totally worth it just for Startropics.

There are also “vegetarian fur coats” made from road kill.

I am half joking, but a divorce may be necessary.

Great question and remarkably poor insight on the part of PSU. If I had to guess, I would say they have been so powerful in their small town in rural PA and gotten away with so much for so long, they just can’t fathom how they can lose.

The mid-engined 1991 Audi Quattro Spyder Concept didn’t turn into anything, but it sure looked good. It’s like an R8 but 15 years early.

Just some advice.

Congratulations, Mr. Kyle Critchnau, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds the highway.

Welcome to Congressional Cacophony, a new feature on The Slot about House and Senate races that really, really matter.

Traffic clogging is an understatement. This new stadium is going to be a nightmare. The funny thing is, there’s literally nothing wrong with Turner Field (current home of the Braves) and by moving this monstrosity of a stadium to Cobb County, the core of the Braves fans will no longer be attending games. The traffic…