Came here for this. Not disappointed.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

Damnit, now I want to go watch Iron Eagle.

Somehow, “she loved pandas” really landed a gut punch. Poor baby.

Innocent until proven guilty, I know, but – hypothetically speaking – how does someone go from being an engineering student with a stepping stone into NASA to becoming an accessory to the murder of a child?

Well, the dead-eyed faces of banal evil. There you are. That poor child.

“I pay $7.30 a day for my kid, it’s about to go up to around $15 a day for people in my income bracket”

Time that is their own, time that is not being quantified by an employer, time where they can be human adults and parents and find the mental space to look around and feel the blazing fullness of being alive.

+>.08

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

As ashamed as I am to admit I like anything about this truck, I do like the toggle switch.

Dead at 69 and the name that follows is David Bowie and not Donald Trump shows how cruel and unjust the universe is.

I’d like to thank you for censoring the word “ass” so as not to offend our delicate American sensibilities. Considerate trolls are my favorite trolls.

Not wrong.

Marchman:

I live in Chicago, the city where the mayor told the leads of the black community if riots took place (riots compared to protests) there would be consequences for those communities. Where are the consequences for these people? I appreciate the word art (I enjoyed “dorks in their best Sunday camo”), but they are armed…