Suit does look way too warm for the DC area most of the year, no? Lotta texture there...

Could you retire, then un-retire as a free agent? I’d be pulling out all of the stops here...

‘10 Nissan Rogue - right side

That’s the first thing I thought. Didn’t Hitler live in some crazy ass sick bunker complex down there? The man ate a taco in his life.

Twitter Cuck In Chief

I actually read David Brooks’ NYT editorial this morning... along the lines of your comment.

I have to imagine that there is a team of congresspeople silently waiting to pounce on this Twitter Cuck. AMIRITE?!

What’s annual maintenance cost on a Porsche run?

It’s nice over here. Come visit sometime.

I dig yer style, Dude. Consistency is King.

Ha! Folded into layers. And I guess you point out that I do go for a layered wiper that is about 10" long.

Heathen.

Fair counter-point.

Fucking. Agreed.

My wife doesn’t allow crap for her and our 2 daughters. We ain’t using the thin stuff and I use 30+ per reading session!

Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!

It felt good to read that Drew uses as much TP as I do. You Minimal Square folks are fucking scary. Live a little!

WRONG.

Perfect. +1

What about Jerry’s wife Dottie?