Seriously. I mean, what, reopen the coal mines? WTF do these white poor people think is going to happen?

You win for the day. You could be Director of the FBI with those skillz.

Ditto. 38 as well. I remember drawing one in 4th grade from memory, marking it as the first time I realized I had some artistic capabilities. Still have this drawing. They had a squadron based near my house.

They have to share a password to do this, right? What’s Trump’s shared password? Come on, it’s got to be easy, right?

Yer one of those fucks who knows it all, right? Fuck off douchenozzle.

Fuck you dipshit.

I think you might be right. I can’t get a handle on the scale in the photo.

Now naan is good bread!

I think he mean “loaf.” Like a good cheeseteak-type loaf of bread.

That’s called a “loaf.” Loaf of Italian bread.

Sub roll is NOT a #1 bread. That’s fucked up.

I’ll allow it.

How does someone get there? Just give up on life? The fuck, man! I wish Terry Tate Office Linebacker would come out and knock this sock-wiper guy the fuck out.

If those are rulers in the photo, it looks to me more like it shoots .45 Colt cartridges.

Looks like .45 Colt cartridges to me.

It got to the point where I told my wife it was unacceptable to me, and that we weren’t having sex enough. That fixed that.

The Chrome app for reading on the computer is awesome.

And I’m OK with this.

His wife has it.

That is precisely it.