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hahahahahahahahahahahaha Yee-Haw! You win!

Yeah, that’s just like, yer opinion, Barry.

I agree. There’s something much deeper than sweatpants here. We’ve been baited & switched.

I hate to judge a book by it’s cover but, fuck man:

I don’t want to live in some people’s worlds. Can we all enjoy some shit sometimes? Like hey, having a coffee out on the deck on a sunny morning is a fucking experience. Slugging a horsepill with a glass of water and running out the door so you can text & drive to work is not.

I like drinking an ice cold Gatorade after hard work or exercise. IT TASTES GOOD. Is that a crazy concept?!

Milk? Barf.

Sometimes, I’ll have a stretch where I’ll take a shit every day. Sometimes I go 2-3 times a week. C’est la vie.

He is British though. They aren’t known for haute cusine.

Yeah, she rocked on Suits.

Do you think the other victim is that cousin Amy that is sometime son the show?

Really? No....

Probably pretty astute. I was once a 14 year old boy.

My wife and I wonder this same thing... why isn’t Jana married if this is the path these folks go down in life?

It’s non-critical information to the relationship. Now I’m trying to figure out how many partners I’ve had... walkin’ down memory lane...

You motorboatin’ son of a bitch, you!

Nah.

We’re in the same boat. You take the first hit, yer a goner. It’s better I don’t know what I’m missing.

Well said. I need to tell my wife this. Simple suggestion, and would even let me know if I’m doing good for her, or not more.

Last year I told my wife I wasn’t happy with our sex life, and that it was important to make it better. To be fair, we have a 5 year old and 2 year old. We’ve been married for almost 9 years, perhaps we were in a slump.