4 of these books are in my house right now. "Are You My Mother" is 60 pages long. That alone should be enough to set off you "I'm fucked alarm bell." I have a 4.5 year old and 2.5 year old... it's to the point that if one of they bring me one of these (and other) horrendous books, I just say that I don't like that…

Ditto.

They do say we ALL should try being a waiter once. Gives one perspective in life. I figure 20% to serve my goofy ass something (poorly even), is the least I can do whilst on this earth.

"God is great, beer is good and people are crazy" - Billy Currington

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

'Cuse fan here... what the fuck took 8 years then?

Walk in like you own the place.

Seriously. I want to know what the douchnozzles did with all of the money.

Fuck off, Kraft.

It's like looking at my own phone.

Yup.

Great point.

I did know about the special mud that comes from spot near the Delaware River in New Jersey. Good point about the "shared balls / pucks."

Fuck the Patriots.

Who handles pucks until they are used? Baseballs? Basketballs? Etc. The fact that teams have their own footballs until they are used is just dumb.

Yep. Which is why I don't believe for a second, not one goddamn motherfucking second, that Paterno didn't catch wind of any of Sandusky's diddling at any point.

The "wins" don't mean shit. Come on, man! Plus, I bet you a box of donuts Sandusky's transgressions go further back than that.

Nailed it. Fucking PSU alumni and BoT are the WORST. I've met both.

It seems to me that anyone else wouldn't have been allowed to fight given the same sequence of events. That's a BFD to me.

Why do I have a feeling that I'm not going to be as bothered by Berman's death as I am about Scott's?!