@Witzbold: What if the part-time maid comes over ?

@tsukasa1288: Must've been one of those non anal ones. She's a keeper !

@Dandikus: Define "ladies". The OTHER poster, doesn't count as a lady :D

@Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: What if he is proudly explaining all that stuff ? Is that better or worse ?

@FarmboyinJapan: I have no idea what "moe" is, but being offended by "hyper-sexualized" posters sounds like insecurity to me.

I would fill my room with posters of anime cockroaches and then i would do a big ass graffiti with the sentence "Come As You Are". Then i would be all social and nice and charming and have these kind of chicks over to my lair just so they can fuck right off in a contrariated manor.

@Pezdispenser: What the hell are manly hygiene products ? Like camo toilet paper with barbed wire on the sides ?

@spannu: The slob speaks the truth !

@Dandikus: I would ask him if they are comfortable and if he is recommending them, just to fuck with him just like he just fucked with me by having tampons around.

@DrZaius: Hold on, he's going to realize it soon enough. The *smack* sound is going to be pretty loud.

@Veit: Oh noes ! THE GAME ! That precious thing that is worth millions that they just brought to a booth at a convention in a convenient ready to build state with all resources, complete sources, the required toolchains and all afferent conversion scripts then put it on a laptop for public access because they are THAT…

@slotter: Well the conspiracy thing was a reference to ENCHANTMENT ? ENCHANTMENT ! from Dragon Age and i was also making fun of their IN THE MILLIONS line which is incredibly ridiculous considering that no sane business manager/team manager/project manager would be stupid enough to supposedly bring a complete…

@Rephin: Haha, so awesome.

Holy shit, when i clicked the title i never expected this delighted reaction i just had ... i want on psp !

Lol, what a weird dude. I hope he doesn`t do any jailtime for this though, that would fuck him up (more). And what exactly did he steal ? I mean ... they have source code at a god damn booth ?!

Ban them ! They are corrupting my innocent mind with pedobear thoughts ! ... even though they are 20+

Hahahaha, last image is priceless ! IT BLOWS ASS !

@Alec Garcia: Meh, as far as i'm concerned RE 4 is not a resident evil game, it`s some sort of action adventure ride with angry spaniards. Resident Evil is the one true king.

@Prodigal-E: Nah, those are also games, i'm just not at all attracted to the genre simply because in my mind, they seem seriously boring, just like watching sports. I never even tried sports games, i just THINK they are amazingly boring.

@InternetsUser: Well truth be told, i don't even know how that is possible. You never game outside of your home ? On portables or at friends houses ?