Shut up.

Thanks! Hadn’t seen them before, but I also haven’t been following baseball closely. I’ll thank the Phillies for that.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

Looks like its curtains for her.

Lefebvre’s broadcasting partner’s delight was quickly turned to paranoia when Ryan began lamenting how little time they had left together.

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?

Never Forget. Lithuania finished in a surprising 3rd. Laying the foundation for future megastar Parsnip Bazinga.

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

Jason Pierre Paw

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

“Hey Chip - how many times better are white people than black people?”

You realize this is a joke. He’s hated answering this question from day one and now 3 years in, he’s just saying whatever comes to his mind.

Chip Kelly wasn’t coaching in last year’s Ohio State-Oregon game.

His full philosophy is dramatized in Birth of an Eagles Nation.

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

“Yah brah my cuz Tony’s former boss Mickey was roughed up pretty bad in it...so let me get in your face and tell yous about how BAHSTON STRONG I’ve had to be to overcome this extreme adversity.” - Jason98

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.