A Baby Story! and also, A Wedding Story!!!

Yes yes yes. These dumbasses thought Obamacare was something different from the ACA and now that they have learned it’s the same fucking thing, suddenly it’s “don’t take away my healthcare!” They were fine taking it away from the mythical lazy negroes and Mexicans, though, of course.

My cat started putting me to bed at night when I was pregnant. He used to lean against my belly and purr. Then BabySurly started kicking him when she felt the rumble so my cat would storm off in a huff. Nowadays she’s an exuberant toddler, and he is still so patient with her. She kisses him and pets him until he leaps…

My cats both knew when I was pregnant almost immediately. They eventually got mad that I was losing lap-space to their tiny human overlords, but I’m convinced they hold that against me and not the babies.

I feel like we the American people are the children of divorce and the court decided to give custody of us to our insane stepfather, because he has money, and daddy Obama just abandoned us instead of fighting for us and now he’s totally forgotten about us and is off with his new family :( Someday, I’m gonna make…

They deserve every bit of the sweet life right now. Plus staying low takes away 45's easy targets.

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

Since the issue for United is the employee dress code for people flying on employee passes, I wouldn’t be mad if they’d made the dad change too. They have every right to require that people who work for them meet a certain level of formality when redeeming a benefit.

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

THANK YOU! It’s not a demonstration of “moral superiority” or whatever it is people are trying to imply here that they managed to recover from surgery without opioids. Bully for them, but there ARE legitimate reasons people take these medications! I don’t take them to get high, I take them to be able to get out of bed…

Wait, what? The cognitive dissonance is astounding!

Kind of off-topic but about 20% of the people to land at Plymouth from the Mayflower were indentured servants. Their situation was far closer to slavery than any kind of Wooster and Jeeves relationship. Some of them were kids.

Have you checked out the Underground Bunker? ID channel also, had a couple of shows with episodes on Scientology.

I’m a big proponent of body positivity, but these hyperbolic statements where a thin person talks about how much they’ve struggled being slightly less thin than other thin people drive me nuts.

I think once you end up scheduling paparazzi appearances to photograph your private life, you can’t be surprised that people want more. He’s got every right to shut them down, it is his private life, but being a tool in public like that... He’s got to know his actions have consequences.

Oh, hi.

Did anyone else watch Remini’s show? I was fascinated by the lengths Scientoligists are willing to go to in order to hide the truth. It almost makes Trump and his cronies look honest.  

(Not a dig on you, I just couldn’t help myself)