2nd Gear: How about dealerships step into the early 2010's and make use of the internet. Do you know how often I place an internet request and if I get a response it’s in the form of a call with the same “When can you come in for a test drive” BS. I just want your best out the door price.  Dealerships are just a…

1st Gear: “Build a wall to keep Chevys out”. - Mahk

David Tracy should trade his entire Jeep fleet...plus about 5k...for that truck.

What! So no whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or whistlin’ kitty chasers ?? 

Yeah, fuck him for enjoying things that you don’t.

bubble wrap entire world.

I think your statement of Time Anxiety is far more realistic than Range Anxiety these days.  Even as charging locations become more plentiful, it still takes more time to charge than to refuel.

TBH I hated the rain sensing wipers on my Mazda3 (I assume that’s what SadTrombonez meant by “automatic windshield wipers”). They are the most spastic things, and the threshold at which they wipe was always quicker than I liked. Luckily, I can turn it off and use them like normal intermittent wipers. 

Something something, “we don’t like not-brits and brown people, regardless of what damage this will do to us?”

If that is all it takes to hit the parameters with a functional system, the parameter settings are wrong and/or there aren’t enough parameters to properly evaluate the situation.

$6400? HOLY HELL THAT’S A LOT.

That tweet that includes the picture was from September 2012.  I refuse to accept that that’s a 27 year old.

It’s even a fake Toyota.

Z4 has 382 hp outside of European markets.

Doors back = good doors forward = dumpster fire

I’m so tired, just...so tired.

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

Dad? He’s probably gone the day he found out he was going to be a father...

No! Not enough! Needs a bigger grill, back to the drawing board!

It’s an east coast thing but it’s supposed to be SHARP CHEDDAR. Singles are gross. Also, you put it on the side. The sharp cheese offsets the sweet pie filling.