The libertarian Jalopnik you’re looking for died a long time ago my friend. Probably back when Murilee Martin left this site...

Which car do you recommend for a non-binary, gender fluid person who identifies as a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin?

Asking for a plural being friend...

Seems simple to me. I paid for my seat I’m reclining it. You don’t like it? stop giving the airlines your money for a shitty experience.

Fuck me all these full size trucks are UGLY. I won’t even go into how freaking large they are as that horse has been beat to death but can’t any of these manufacturers make one that doesn’t look like it drove down the ugly isle with a crap magnet on?

It doesn’t look like the central support was in and holding it up since it was only half the bridge. I wonder what was supporting it?

Shame it’s not selling well. I think the Conti is a damn nice looking car inside and out. I’m not a luxury car buyer but it’s sad this is probably getting passed over for another CUV/SUV...

Garbage, they need a new driver or a new mustang. Ford is pretty low on my give a shit list but even I know they’re faster than that. Pretty sure they haven’t run that slow since they were using the 4.6 boat anchor motor...

“yes, Porsche has its Cayman GT4 and Chevrolet has its Corvette Grand Sport, but as far as I’m concerned neither of those cars inspires the driver in the way that this Evora does.” 

But they they will sure as heck drive faster around a track:
(From Car and Driver’s lightning lap times)

You’d have to convince me they knew something to forget in the first place.

That or your prices are too damn high... Look Cadillac I like you, probably more so than most. I think you have handsome cars that perform very well but you can’t seriously tell me the ATS’s gauge cluster belongs anywhere near a new car. Also could you lay off the piano black plastic? it get’s dirtier than a Mexican…

I think people are tired of buying cheap goods. In some strange twist of fate maybe this fight against cheap imports is the cry for help against having to spend one more minute inside a WalMart...

ITT: People talking about economics like they won a Nobel Prize.

I’m curious if everyone in here pretends to talk about physics or chemistry like they do about economics...

Because we’ve grown fat and happy buying cheap goods. You want higher tariffs? fine. Just understand your dollar wont go as far as it used to for those items.

STOP WITH THE STUPID CLADDING. JUST MAKE A GOD DAMNED WAGON.

/signed. Pissed off at the CUV-bastardization of great designs.

When can I get it with a V8 like god intended?

Call me when they get rid of the dumb plastic cladding.

That profile just makes me jones for a new cadillac wagon... :(

It doesn’t. Let them burn to the ground. I will never buy, look at, or even suggest the mere idea of another Mitsubishi to anyone. They’re shit cars, with a shit dealer network, backed up by a shit company.

Yes, I’m bitter. yes they can go to hell.

This comment isn’t going to end well for you or mebut for what it’s worth I agree.

Eh, I voted CP because the Evora S exists. I wouldn’t be happy knowing there’s a better version out there. I know you’re thinking well the ‘S’ is more money. Sure is, but this ain’t a lightly used Kia, I’m not bargain shopping a Lotus.