Wait you mean you’re not a petty, greedy asshole like the rest of these posters? I almost don’t believe it.

Kudos to you man.

I think you are one of the few people on this site that get it. The amount of cry baby but I paid more therefore it should go to waste mentality is astounding.

*Monster Jam in a large enough arena.

I’ve seen it in our local one and it’s awful, there’s no room for them to run or do tricks or anything else. it’s quite boring actually. Loud, but boring.

Wow someone still left on these sites that isn’t a hyperbole guzzling idiot. Bravo.

Your name is discriminating towards women and enforcing a hurtful stereotype that holds women back from realizing their true potential. I am fully triggered by your lack of compassion.

Also 1000x yes to the real Celica.

I agree, this website got soft. All I see is a good natured prank on some ignorant children that seem to be taking the situation as intended, a joke and have learned from it.

Bunch of cry babies around here...

Boo hoo stop dragging gender into this. It was nothing more than a good natured prank on ignorant children.

You want to stop reinforcing stereotypes? stop crying foul every time something happens and it involves a female.

“...weekend warriors who look for the cheapest way to blow the doors off a Civic Si or a Cobalt SS at the local drag strip.”

Bahaha I’m sorry what? This thing isn’t going to even come close to a Cobalt SS let alone blow it’s doors off. Not on a drag strip, nor a race track, or even around town.

I know it’s an apples to sea slugs type comparison but you’re telling me this thing costs just as much as the new Camaro ZL1? No thanks.

Of course they ruined it with crappy black cladding and jacked it up a little bit. Not a proper wagon. More like a limp wristed crossover... which is saying something.

That engine is a lot more fun in a lighter car like the Cobalt or HHR SS. In the Buick it’s kind of just meh. Doubly so in the AWD version because they’re so damn heavy.

In the end you do get a lot of car for the money and honestly I think the GS trim looks pretty good. I just wasn’t as excited as the GS badge and 2.0L…

I won’t know how to keep track of time once this car is out and these releases stop...

Shit FICO lending yet they’re calling it ‘unexpected losses’ my fucking ass.

Uh what’s the surprise here? I don’t follow how losses on ‘deep subprime’ loans can be fucking unexpected. They’re terrible loans to shit credit customers... pretty sure this is some basic math and accounting 101 type shit.

Bingo the local BMW dealers around here just hire some idiot for minimum wage to be their “Genius”. Greatest misnomer in history.

Girlfriend then wife then ex-wife’s 1995 Ford Mustang V6 Automatic. Horrible horrible car. Cramped, uncomfortable, slow, noisy, ugly. I can’t think of a single good thing to say about that car. I think she liked it mainly because it had a horse for a badge. Worst car I’ve used in my entire life. I can forgive a lot…

Yea sorry break checker didn’t cause this dumb dumb to be a bad driver and lose control. Added to her mental instability in the heat of the moment maybe but that break check was well before the crash and I’ve seen far worse ones.

Cobalt lady got what she deserved. Just be glad no one else was taken out in her monkey…

You guys already answered this. They come in right around $30k.

I like it.

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