The cartoon was pretty good, but it was strangely contradictory toward the movie. I remember seeing the movie after having been a fan of the cartoon and wondering why Lydia and Beetlejuice weren't friends, and who the hell this married couple was.

With normal serialized shows it could be three or four seasons before it gets to that "must-watch" status. So getting into the show could be a commitment of anywhere from 20 to 50 hours if you start from the beginning. With anthologies you only have at most 10 or 12 hours to get a complete story, even if you wait…

My D.A.R.E. session definitely went over each specific drug, its effects, and even its street names. I think they even gave us a pamphlet with a handy chart will all of that information. I'm sure they went over the negative effects of everything and told us "Just say no" and all that jazz, but the only thing I…

I'm pretty sure there's been either a mention of a "Jim Stansel" or a character named Jim Stansel in all of Wain's post-State projects. According to his AMA it was someone his dad worked with when Wain was a kid.

Maybe it'll be like his Dumb & Dumber 2 Cameo and he will just be a guy in a mask.

I hereby sentence the defendant to have his asshole sewn shut, and the state will keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…

"Centered around the Continental" are the exact words I needed to hear. I don't play a lot of shooters or games in general, but if they're going in that direction than I might have to check it out. That hotel was by far the most interesting part of that movie.

Orange County has a special place in my heart. As a smartish, writerly kid who went to a rich private school in a stupidly wealthy area, I was Colin Hanks in that movie. It only got better when I went off to college myself and realized that the scene at the Stanford party, where the hot girl freaks out and starts…

If this season's trend holds up, the two of them will start dating at the beginning of one episode and they will break up by the end.

It's a fine line between giving away spoilers and withholding information to get pageviews. I probably would have been annoyed if they had used the headline you suggested.

As my dad loves to say, "The best place to teach is an orphanage."

"Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?"
"Lemmy. No, wait, God. God."
"Wrong, dickhead. Trick question. Lemmy is God."

SPOILER, I guess, if someone's absence counts as a spoiler.

They can rip off two HBO shows at once if they call it Natural Po-lice.

If you still haven't seen it, do. I just hope it hasn't spoiled the movie for you. I feel like, especially with comedies, having everyone you know insist it's the BEST THING EVER and quoting lines around you can ruin a lot of the appeal. I think I had that experience with Caddyshack. I liked it well enough, and…

I love The Baxter, mainly because of Michelle Williams's performance. And that montage of his romantic history, going through every possible Rom-com age, was great too. It definitely has its flaws but I consider one of my favorite romantic comedies.

So it's going to be a realistic, down-to-earth movie that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic aliens?

I need to find some of those women immediately, then.

Rachel must be a big fan of the Chippendales sketch.

"TV never abused or insulted me. Unless you count Cop Rock. "
"That sounds awesome."
"Doesn't it?"