The Warriors deserved it. They really came out to play-ay.

Hmmm. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go try to convince the Queen to knight Ted Cruz. He was born in the Commonwealth, after all.

I believe it was Taft. After his glorious mustache it was decided that no president should have one again, as they could never top it.

I know you're being sarcastic, but there was no chance I was going to see the episode without knowing this ahead of time. Now that I know, there's like a 5 percent chance I watch it, as long as the late afternoon NFC game is good that Sunday so I'm already watching Fox.

I'd say that the plot of both movies are otherwise forgettable, and the only real reason to watch either is the music. Therefore, the second's better music makes it the better film.

Fact: Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit is much better than the original Sister Act. Discuss.

Yeah, I think it's time. Harmon's got his new toy to play with in Rick & Morty, and with this finale and that tag I think we're at a good place to say goodbye. (Aside from the movie, as long as the movie brings back Troy & Shirley.)

Oddly enough, I thought the subtitles kept turning on because I tried turning them on to see if the Dean really said "fucking." But then they kept coming back for no reason.

I think the soundtrack plays a big part in it. That was the first "album" I ever bought, and if there was some way to convert cassettes to digital easily I'd still have it.

I've thought a lot about this because I'm just the right kind of nerd to do so. The easiest way to fix the Monstars' roster would be to get rid of Shawn Bradley and replace him with Reggie Miller. That way you fix the backlog in the front court and add someone who can shoot the damn ball.

It's one thing for him not to realize that The Onion is satire—dude's from a different country. But if he's a FIFA official, he really should know that they didn't suddenly award the U.S. a World Cup, and that there wouldn't be a World Cup in 2015 (aside from the women's version). And he was FIFA's vice president.

I only know it from the time Marge said it on The Simpsons, but then again I only know 80 percent of the references I know because I saw them on The Simpsons first.

I've been tempted to see it because of the cast, but dear God does it look boring. Unless it's trailers don't do it justice, I have to believe that the actors involved just saw that it was shooting I'm Hawaii and took the paid vacation.

And doing double-takes.

His line "What is this, like a cinnamon bun?" was a nice joke too. Everyone knows goddamn well that Louie knows what a Jizzybun is.

Farts can't melt Kate McKinnon's steely determination.

They haven't started filming yet, so no. But you know it isn't beneath Garry Marshall to make "in the can" jokes once they wrap up principal photography.

Well, she's clearly filling the "quirky/funny friend" role here, so I think the jury would be OK with it.

It's because he's a great voice actor, emphasis on the "actor" part. Archer and Bob Belcher may have the same voice, but Benjamin inhabits both in such a way that they very much become different characters.

RC Cola is the best. The rest of the article I have no quarrel with.